Fevikwik Massacre

“Broke a priceless show piece?Worry not,I’m here to fix everything!”That’s probably what my face says when my mom breaks something and wants me to glue it back.

I feel Fevikwik transformed the entire meaning of ‘gluing’ because let me tell you,I have never in my life seen a more strong glue!

The way it works however,is absolutely scary!In contact with air is when it parmanantly sticks to anything and everything!Only glass and mirrors can be cleaned of any residues,but the rest has never survived the brutal attack of Fewiquick.My entire mouse pad is occupied by ugly drops of the fatal fluid!

You must be wondering how can an innocent glue make me shrivel at its name?Well then sit tight because this is a long story!

A year ago,I was reading the uses of Fevikwik to see if it will work on one of my projects.I came across this idiot who accidently suffered from a drop in one of his eyes.And I literally laughed for five minutes wondering how that was even possible.

Exactly two days after that I was trying  to open the Fevikwik tube when suddenly the strength with which I twisted it’s knob blinded me for about two days!

Yes,a drop came flying into my right eye and was the worst experience for me.The excruciating pain I dealt with the entire,never ending night is something I will never forget!

Since then I became the idiot everyone laughed at -_-.Oh so that’s how you manage to get it into your eye!Congratulations,you did the impossible!

There was then and there is now,I have never opened a bottle of Fevikwik without some protective gear!Never again!

I hope this one idiot is the last one to live,so please be very careful when using Fevikwik,you’ll thank me later!